Sir Zap

I am Sir Zap, and this is my story.

Sir Zap the ThugBusters Mascot

Thank you for hearing my tale  For hundreds of years, knights like myself were the protectors of the realm. Citizens counted on us to help keep them safe from thugs, and from attack.  According to m’lord and m’lady, that makes me the original ThugBuster.

For protection, I had a number of tools at my disposal: the sword, the axe, the dagger, the mace and the lance.  With that said, I was often able to defend a maiden without the need to remove the attacker’s head with my sword.

Now, hundreds of years later, the best non-lethal tools the ordinary citizens can use  for protection include the stun gun, the TASER, pepper sprays and, oddly enough, MACE.  You see, mace has been a name linked to protection for hundreds of years

Later this summer, on the fourth floor of this century-old castle, m’lord and m’lady will open the ThugBusters Personal Safety Products Store. It will be the first of its kind in the realm. In the meantime, the links at the top of this page will allow you to peruse, and perhaps purchase, the types of wares these fine merchants will have in their shop. They are gathering the finest items, from the best craftsmen throughout the land, just for you.

After all, they are on a crusade to help keep people safe.

Godspeed on your journey!  

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